Not really.

When I was a wee lass, I thought it'd be great to be able to rattle this gem off (given to me by my Aunt Diane):

"You think you're hot snot on a silver platter, but you're just a cold booger on a paper plate."

Klassy.  My Aunt Diane could say it and really make you think she had taken someone down, from which there was no return.  Of ( Read more... )